Cassette case with two people walking away from a beach, in front of a sign that says CAN'T GO HOME. In the background are some trucks behind the sign, and to the left is a pole. In the bottom center is black text that says THE JULIANA THEORY. Below the case is a pink cassette that says CAN'T GO HOME on the top, and THE JULIANA THEORY below it.
Cassette case with two people walking away from a beach, in front of a sign that says CAN'T GO HOME. In the background are some trucks behind the sign, and to the left is a pole. In the bottom center is black text that says THE JULIANA THEORY. Peeking out of the case is a pink cassette that says CAN'T GO HOME on the top, and THE JULIANA THEORY below it. Both are propped up on a wooden plank.
Cassette case with two people walking away from a beach, in front of a sign that says CAN'T GO HOME. In the background are some trucks behind the sign, and to the left is a pole. In the bottom center is black text that says THE JULIANA THEORY. Below the case is a pink cassette that says CAN'T GO HOME on the top, and THE JULIANA THEORY below it.
Cassette case with two people walking away from a beach, in front of a sign that says CAN'T GO HOME. In the background are some trucks behind the sign, and to the left is a pole. In the bottom center is black text that says THE JULIANA THEORY. Peeking out of the case is a pink cassette that says CAN'T GO HOME on the top, and THE JULIANA THEORY below it. Both are propped up on a wooden plank.
The Juliana Theory

Can't Go Home • Pink Cassette

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The Juliana Theory

Can't Go Home

Pink Cassette

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01. Can't Go Home

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