Black long sleeve shirt with BITTER BRANCHES written in white scratchy font across the chest. Below that is a messy drawing of a devil in red.
Bitter Branches

Devil • Black • Long-Sleeve T-Shirt

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Bitter Branches
Devil Long-Sleeve T-Shirt
Color: Black

• Iconic Design
• This Long-Sleeve T-Shirt has printing on the front

Garment: 
Our preferred garment is Bella Canvas, However, due to issues with the supply chain, we don’t know what will be available when it comes time to print this item. Bella Canvas will be our first pick for printing, but an alternative garment such as Next Level Apparel, Gildan Softstyle, or an additional garment might be used.

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Shipping date subject to change.

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Along Came A Bastard 7" • Clear W/ Yellow Splatter • Limited to 250

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Track List:
1. Along Came A Bastard
2. Fraudulent
Album release date is August 10th

Mockups are not actual representations of presale items; actual items may vary. Shipping date subject to change. Order limit of 4 per customer. If you order more than 4 copies, your order will be canceled in full.

Vinyl jacket with an image of people sitting in a circle and watching a boy play guitar. There is a pig faintly drawn in yellow over the picture. There is a yellow ribbon across the top. On the top left, "BITTER BRANCHES" is written in red lettering. Towards the center, "ALONG CAME A BASTARD" is written in smaller red lettering. To the top right, there is a rectangle with EVR written on top and bottom. It is written normally on top, but it is being mirrored on bottom. There is a clear and yellow disc.
Vinyl jacket with an image of people sitting in a circle and watching a boy play guitar. There is a pig faintly drawn in yellow. There is a yellow ribbon across the top. On the top left, "BITTER BRANCHES" is written in red lettering. Towards the center, "ALONG CAME A BASTARD" is written in smaller red lettering. To the top right, there is a rectangle with EVR written on top and bottom. It is written normally on top, but it is being mirrored on bottom. There is a clear and yellow disc laying on some rocks.
Vinyl jacket with an image of people sitting in a circle and watching a boy play guitar. There is a pig faintly drawn in yellow over the picture. There is a yellow ribbon across the top. On the top left, "BITTER BRANCHES" is written in red lettering. Towards the center, "ALONG CAME A BASTARD" is written in smaller red lettering. To the top right, there is a rectangle with EVR written on top and bottom. It is written normally on top, but it is being mirrored on bottom. There is a clear and yellow disc.
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Circus
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Your Neighbors Are Failures • Transparent Red • Limited to 100

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White vinyl jacket with artwork of a house with flames and smoke coming out of it. Above the house there is text that says YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE FAILURES in black font. On the bottom right of the jacket there is light gray scratchy font that says BITTER BRANCHES. Peeking out of the jacket is a transparent red vinyl.
White vinyl jacket with artwork of a house with flames and smoke coming out of it. Above the house there is text that says YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE FAILURES in black font. On the bottom right of the jacket there is light gray scratchy font that says BITTER BRANCHES. Peeking out of the jacket is a transparent red vinyl. Both are leaning up against a brick wall on top of a metal and concrete surface.
White vinyl jacket with artwork of a house with flames and smoke coming out of it. Above the house there is text that says YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE FAILURES in black font. On the bottom right of the jacket there is light gray scratchy font that says BITTER BRANCHES. Peeking out of the jacket is a transparent red vinyl.
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Along Came A Bastard • Deep Heather Grey • T-Shirt

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Along Came A Bastard  T-Shirt
Color: Deep Heather Grey

• Iconic Design
• This Shirt has printing on the front, and on the back.

The Shirt is printed on Bella Canvas, a premium crafted T-SHirt with USA-made quality and a strong Eco-Friendly process. All shirts are made responsibly to minimize their ecological footprint at every stage of the production process.

Grey short sleeve shirt with BITTER BRANCHES written in messy yellow font. Pig drawn in yellow below the lettering. X's drawn over the eyes in pink and lipstick drawn on pig in pink.
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Grey short sleeve shirt with BITTER BRANCHES written in messy yellow font. Pig drawn in yellow below the lettering. X's drawn over the eyes in pink and lipstick drawn on pig in pink.
Grey short sleeve shirt with small rectangle on back of shirt. EVR written inside in yellow with red background. Below that, EVR is written mirrored in red, with a yellow background.
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Your Neighbors Are Failures • Black • T-Shirt

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Color: Black

• Iconic Design
• This Shirt has printing on the front

Garment: 
Our preferred garment is Bella Canvas, However, due to issues with the supply chain, we don’t know what will be available when it comes time to print this item. Bella Canvas will be our first pick for printing, but an alternative garment such as Next Level Apparel, Gildan Softstyle, or an additional garment might be used.

Mockups are not actual representations of presale items, actual items may vary.
Shipping date subject to change.

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